AFTER unsuccessfully resigning, Ally McCoist has admitted that he has no idea how he can stop being Rangers manager.
An emotional McCoist handed in his notice only to be informed by grinning colleagues that he’d received a pay rise and a better parking space.
He said: “It was always going to be a very tough decision to quit the club I love, but I presumed it would be tough emotionally not logistically.
“I’ve tried being Rangers manager and I’ve tried not being Rangers manager and the two things are essentially the same.
“Even death will be no escape, they will find a way to trap my spirit in a jar.”