THE Premier League clubs touring the USA have informed their fans they prefer it over there and they’re not coming back.Likes the idea of owning a handgun
Manchester United, Manchester City, Liverpool and Arsenal have put their British stadiums on the market after finding themselves unable to face returning home.
United manager Louis van Gaal said: The overcrowding in England is ridiculous. Manchester United and Manchester City are two of the biggest clubs in the world but they are crammed into a single city like penniless house-sharing students.
Over here there is room for a team to breathe.
United and Liverpool already have dual citizenship because theyre US-owned, City have applied for a visa and Arsenal are lining up a green card marriage to San Jose Earthquakes.
The teams players have welcomed the move, though they have asked that strip clubs create a special Soccer Night to prevent NFL and NBA players making them look like tiny dicks.
Liverpool manager Brendan Rogers said: English fans sneer at Major League Soccer, but you cant say with a straight face that a club from New York is lesser than one from Swansea.
Plus they dont have relegation over here, so nobody would ever have to play Leeds ever again. Its worth it just for that.