Ranieri rides unicorn into sunset

CLAUDIO Ranieri has bid a fond farewell to the city of Leicester before riding into the sunset mounted on a unicorn.

Ranieri, who masterminded Leicester’s impossible Premier League title win, shook hands with the team and thanked them for their efforts before summoning his unicorn with a whistle and announcing it was time for him to go.

He then climbed atop the mythical creature and set off in the direction of the M1, pausing briefly to wave at his former players before riding into the rainbow that suddenly appeared in front of him.

Team captain Wes Morgan said: “He told us that he was sorry to leave us but that his work here was done. All he’s left behind are beautiful memories and a trail of glitter.”

Leicester City will now search for a new manager, while the town attempts to organise an emergency airlift of alcohol after running dangerously low on WKD.