THE cocksure, entitled nation of Wales is already arrogantly assuming it will at the very least reach the final of Euro 2020.
Wales has long irritated the rest of the footballing world by acting as if it has some God-given right to triumph in football tournaments and now claims only the cup can make up for last time.
Daffyd Phillips said: “We let ourselves down in 2016. Out in a semi-final to Portugal, for God’s sake? Lesser nations would consider that success. Wales expects better.
“We’re all singing the famous hit Pêl-droed yn dod adref and making hilarious memes about it, telling the manager no excuses, and our tabloids are high on nationalism and acting like we’ve already won.
“Come on, with our players? Bale leading the line? Ramsey finding his shooting boots? Kieffer Moore emerging as the new John Charles? I’d say he’s worth more than Mbappé.
“The country of Tom Jones, Aneurin Bevan and Ioan Gruffudd? We’ll top the group, twonk the Austrians, hammer Finland, knacker France, and in the final sheer Welsh spirit will conquer all. I believe.”
He added: “Good luck with your little game tomorrow. Who knows, you could get a flukey run. England actually aren’t a half-bad side.”
