Your astrological week ahead for April 6th, with Psychic Bob

6th April 2024

Aries, March 21st–April 19th

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The Archbishop of Canterbury on... Richard Dawkins, 'cultural Christian' or smug rodent tit?

5th April 2024

WAKING up with a hangover roughly the size of the Amazon basin, I look back on the past two days. The furore began when CCTV emerged of me masturbating furiously in front of a statue of the Virgin Mary. I will admit that looked bad.