Thursday, 22nd April 2021

Trump to show Boris at Crufts

DONALD Trump is to show his prize British politician at next year’s Crufts.

The US president said he was happy with the animal’s progress and the time was right to display him at the world’s biggest dog show.

Trump said: “Boris is coming along nicely. He’s the perfect shape for his breed and he reacts quickly to my commands.

“He’s not the quickest on his feet, but neither am I so I think we’ll make a great team. I’m sure we’re going to win. Unless the judges are working for the Chinese.”

Boris Johnson, whose ‘kennel name’ is Darius Guppy de Whiff-Whaff, panted excitedly at the news before humping a footstool.