Wednesday, 28th October 2020

Cat with five beds prefers laptop

A CAT with five different beds has chosen to occupy a laptop computer.

Gordon, a ginger cat, decided to position himself on the laptop despite the fact it had not been on for a while and was not even warm.

Gordon's owner, Emma Bradford said: "The five beds do not include the couch and the chairs which are essentially just massive cat beds.

"When I try to move him he is, let's say, 'aggressively uncooperative'. He doesn't even look comfortable. It's like I'm living with the DUP."

Professor Henry Brubaker, from the Institute for Studies, said: "Being a cat must be great.

“Except for when they cut your junk off. That sounds pretty rough, to be fair."