BELIEVE it or not, I am a real doctor and when I’m not negotiating superb trade deals I like to keep my hand in. Here I reply to your health queries.
Felicity from Crewe asks: I recently became dangerously ill after eating cashews and my GP says all the evidence points to a nut allergy. What do you think?
Dr Fox replies: Felicity, if we all listened to ‘evidence’ there’d be no Brexit! Eat as many nuts as you like and don’t listen to the doomsayers.
Ben from Putney asks: Do I need any injections before going on holiday in Europe?
Dr Fox replies: In my opinion every British citizen needs to be inoculated against the sickness of the evil European superstate with a large dose of Hard Brexit! On a more practical note, get a tetanus jab.
Linda from St Ives asks: I’ve been diagnosed with a degenerative eye condition but I am scared of having surgery. What should I do?
Dr Fox replies: I’m not an eye expert, Linda, but who needs experts? Try reducing your caffeine intake and, if all else fails, do some stretching exercises.
Rachel from Leeds asks: I’ve recently started having panic attacks in which I become short of breath and just want to run out of the room. Do you have any advice?
Dr Fox replies: This happens to me whenever I think about all those trade deals I haven’t done. I find the best cure is a large amount of expensive wine in a luxury hotel.
