Could Jason Momoa sort out Brexit? Probably not but just look how handsome he is
JASON Momoa. Actor, Aquaman and all round hunk - but could he sort out the Brexit mess? Probably not, but he is very handsome...
The Irish Backstop Jason would probably sort this out by getting up early, taking the dogs for a walk along the beach that is next to your dream house and then doing a shirtless work out in the living room for an hour or two.
The Customs Union Jason could probably sort this out by doing another shirtless work out followed by complimenting you on your fabulous new shoes before taking you out to the most amazing new restaurant in town where he'll shun all the reporters and hangers on and say softly in your ear, 'tonight is just about me and you'.
Freedom of Movement Jason could really nail that one by slowly undressing you with his big sexy man hands before stopping, taking a step back and saying, 'you really are the most beautiful creature to ever walk this planet' before making sweet love to you and then taking the bins out without complaining about it.
So, Jason Momoa may not be able to sort out Brexit but if this is how he'd like to try then we'd be more than happy to put him in charge for a couple of weeks and just see how it goes. Can't be any worse than David Davis.