AN 18-YEAR-OLD about to begin her degree course has dropped out rather than meet the housemates from her Forest Hall Freshers! WhatsApp group.
Francesca Johnson has thanked those she will no longer be sharing a house with for proving that university was not for her before she wasted thousands and thousands of pounds.
She said: “It’s how you do it these days. The university puts everyone who’ll be living together in touch so you can all make friends. If you like twats.
“They were all there; pass-agg girl was already sniping about how the fridge would be organised, the hard-leftist was trying to get us to a Corbyn rally as a fun freshers’ party, while the foreign student was after booking an executive box at the O2 for a K-Pop band.
“Meanwhile the girl in the long-distance relationship invited her jealous older boyfriend to the group, the stoner’s already dealing, and the posh girl wants sponsorship to go to Angkor Wat.
“Also there’s some lads who just text banter all day. Not actual banter; just the actual word, ‘BANTER’. I think they think that counts.”
“Anyway, I’ve got a job now and I’m earning money, but I’m still in the group and encouraging them to hate each other in my absence. So best of both worlds.”
