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Google to map the human subconscious

Internet giant to chart mysterious realm of the psyche and make it into something you can zoom in on.

 

 

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Church agrees to continue marrying obviously gay men to women

Gay marriage OK if it’s to a heterosexual person of opposite gender in heartbreakingly sad circumstances, confirms Church of England.

 

 

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