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Night of passion aborted as man pepper-sprays wife's vagina

‘It comes in a gel? Oh, okay,’ says bold adventurer

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McDonalds launches Paul McMullan happy meal

Merchandise includes action figure, juice glass and plastic lunch box with ‘Only Paedos Need Privacy’ in sparkly writing.
 

 

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