A GIRLS’ night out has descended into arguments, sulks and tears in the toilet before the first drink has been finished.
The 10-strong squad arrived at Wetherspoons and ordered pitchers of Moscow mules, whereupon Leah suddenly left the table for the toilets, followed by Helen after five minutes, followed by Sienna after another two minutes.
Grace Wood-Morris said: “The rest of us tried to carry on chatting like we weren’t sitting on an erupting volcano. Then Jody got a text from Helen about what Leah thought she’d heard Sam say to Priya, and it f**king kicked off.
“Everyone was in and out of the toilets, the other toilets upstairs and the smoking areas. Texts and WhatsApps were flying. Tears were being shed, hair was being pulled, and factions were being formed, betrayed then reforged.
“It boiled down to Sienna stirring it about Leah’s boyfriend being Sam’s ex, Helen wearing the same shoes as Jody even though she’d told Jody not to wear them, Priya being a massive bitch and me still being f**ked off about Magaluf in 2016.
“Eventually we all made up, finished our drinks, dried our eyes, redid our make-up and went on to Lakota’s. Then Priya rushed to the loo with a face like thunder and it really went apeshit.”
In contrast a group of lads on a night out got out of their minibus, thought some other lads were looking at them, started a fight and were arrested by 7.30pm.