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Outside almost ready for you to get pissed in, Britain promised
Flint-faced seaside landladies rubbing hands together at jet fuel shortage
SCOWLING landladies of unwelcoming bed-and-breakfasts at windswept British seaside resorts are looking forward to resenting you this summer.
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