Sunday, 7th June 2020

500,000 Game of Thrones fans sign petition demanding cuddle from mummy

HALF a million Game of Thrones fans have signed a petition demanding a special cuddle and an assurance that mummy loves them.

While the vast majority of viewers have enjoyed watching the show’s final series, a significant minority are clamouring to be allowed to snuggle up with their favourite teddy.

Removing his thumb from his mouth and gesturing with his blankie, Stephen Malley said: “It’s not fair. I want a cuddle from mother and I want one now. And I must have my warm milk before bed. But not too soon before, or you know what happens.”

From behind her folded arms, Nikki Hollis said: “We demand that we all get our hair ruffled and a great big hug from mummy. And anyway, I’m not talking to you.”

The same 500,000 thousand people have also signed a letter stating that if Robert Pattinson is cast in the next Batman film they will hold their breath until they pass out.