ALL art looks like a pair of buttocks, according to children.
Responding to comments by artist Jake Chapman that the very young do not appreciate galleries, pre-teens said they found all the pictures of bums doing poos to be highly enriching.
9-year-old Tom Logan said: “If you look at anything for long enough you can see a bum or several bums.
“My favourite is Rothko because one of his pictures is a big square bum. Perhaps about to do a poo. It is very artistic.
“There’s also a sculpture I like, I think it might be called Massive Bum.”
8-year-old Emma Bradford said: “I like Jackson Pollock because it’s not actually bums, it’s more like somebody ate a load of Starbursts then did a really colourful poo.
“It’s my personal taste but I prefer poos to bums. I think that’s what adults call ‘controversial’.”