BBC4 canal boat programme contains subliminal gay porn

SPLIT-SECOND frames of hardcore gay pornography were spliced into BBC4’s All Aboard! The Canal Boat Trip.

The documentary shows a real-time journey down the Kennet and Avon canal, but as part of the BBC’s covert agenda to turn everyone gay it contains barely noticeable moments of homosexual intercourse.

A BBC source said: “Every 18 minutes there is a single frame from the film Leather Boyz 2: Bear Bar Buddies. It’s so fleeting that you don’t consciously notice it, but it is footage of muscular naked men writhing together in a big heap of limbs and grease.”

Retired Roy Hobbs said: “It’s odd because I thought the programme might make me want to take a barge holiday, when in fact in made me crave intimate contact with thickset bearded men.

“I have been married to a woman for 44 years and have never had gay urges before. In fact she was taken back when I said, ‘I could happily munch a penis right now’.

“But trying new things keeps you young, whether that’s salsa classes, ancestry websites or going to a ‘boots only’ party at a leather bar.”