THE coolest kid in a school’s playground has already completed the Grand Theft Auto 6 trailer after it leaked last night, he has boasted.
Year nine pupil Oliver O’Connor, who vapes in the corridors, breezed through the 90-second trailer early this morning and is now talking about its contents with a cool air of indifference.
He said: “It’s piss easy. Just go to YouTube, type in GTA6, press play. Even your mum could do it after I’ve finished shagging her.
“Yeah, it’s pretty incredible, going back to the hardcore sex-and-violence roots of the series. You rob shit, you race stolen cars, you chat up lap-dancers, it’s pretty much an average weekend for me.
“The actual game’s not out until 2025, but my uncle knows a guy at Rockstar so by this time tomorrow I’ll have finished it. You could come round and have a go but I’m busy training for the England under-17s team.”
O’Connor’s English teacher Nikki Hollis said: “Not only has Oliver completed the trailer, he’s apparently the one who leaked it early. I wish I was as cool as him.”