I'm A Celebrity To Drop Bushtucker Challenge And Just Go With The Titties

ITV show I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here is to drop its team challenge rounds so that it can focus on lots of wet tits.

Producers say from next year the show will be overhauled to bring together 12 medium to large breasted celebrities who will spend six weeks having bikini-clad showers under a jungle waterfall.

ITV executive Julian Cook said: "We've realised that no-one in their right mind wants to watch Mr Sulu eat a grasshopper when they could be waiting for Dani Behr to just say 'what the hell' and take the bloody thing off.

"There will be new and innovative additions to the format such as lots and lots of soap.

"And, of course, we will occasionally cut back to Ant and Dec giggling and rubbing their hands."

He added: "There's probably not much point in continuing with the current title so we'll probably just call it Tits."

Meanwhile ITV2 will screen a spin-off show Tits.Now where celebrity pundits and a studio audience will discuss the relative merits of pert, cosmetically-enhanced titties and big bouncy funbags.

Tits will be only the third programme in the history of British television to be made primarily for men after Top Gear and Pot Black.

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Ecclestone Wife To Buy Two Midgets

THE soon-to-be ex-wife of Formula One tycoon Bernie Ecclestone has vowed to buy a taller husband or two midgets that can be bolted together.

Slavica Ecclestone is expected to receive enough money in her divorce settlement to buy any man, or combination of men, that she wants.

She said last night: "When I was a young girl my idea of the perfect husband was a man who was suave, sophisticated, about six foot tall and had a billion pounds.

"But unfortunately at the age of 26 I found myself in the position where I had to choose between a man who was nine foot tall but skint and a three foot midget with two billion pounds.

"I chose Bernie Ecclestone."

She added: "We had many happy years but there's only so long you can be a climbing frame for a monkey. Even a very, very rich monkey.

"But soon I will have the money and I can choose. I suppose the easy thing would be to have one very large husband but I really like the idea of two midgets in a boiler suit.

"Then they can take it in turns to be the one on top. It'll keeps things fresh."