Saturday, 26th September 2020

Man decides to just agree with everyone that Paddington 2 is some sort of masterpiece

A MAN has decided to just go along with everyone and say that Paddington 2 is one of the greatest pieces of cinema ever made.

Tom Logan, 36, confirmed his new found appreciation for the kids film in the pub last night after someone brought up that it's got a 100 percent rating on Rotten Tomatoes.

Logan said: “Everyone started gushing about it, saying it was a near perfect film and that Hugh Grant deserved a pile of Oscars for his performance in it.

“Then someone turned to me and said, 'Tom, what do you think of Paddington 2?'.

“Internally I said, 'Yeah it's a good kids film. Not as good as The Witches, Time Bandits or about 20 other kids films I could mention but it's a very good kids film.

“As a piece of cinema though, if you think it's on a par with The Three Colours Trilogy, Taxi Driver or Bicycle Thieves then I'd suggest you either haven't seen any of those films or that you have the mind of a 10 year old.

“But, I didn't say any of those things. I said, 'yeah, it's amazing'.”

Citizen Kane? More like Citizen Paddington 2.”