Mccartney Apologises For Song About 'Japanese Lunatic'

SIR Paul McCartney has revealed that the mysterious final track on Abbey Road was actually a cryptic reference to Yoko Ono.

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Britain Says 'F*ck-You' To Brown People

BRITAIN’S immigration policy is to be based on the use of Dulux colour charts, the government announced last night.

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