Nigella Lawson's guide to making a glass of water

AS WE move into the autumn months, I’m turning away from summery Pimms and Aperol Spritzes to year-round favourites – and what’s more classic than a glass of water?

A versatile drink that works as an aperitif or an accompaniment to just about any meal, this deceptively simple recipe can be served with ice or at room temperature. You can buy it bottled, of course, but where’s the fun in that?

Step 1: Prepare

Begin by prepping a nice glass or cup, to be found in kitchen cupboards, to be used for serving. Heston Blumenthal has experimented with other vessels like watering cans and pipettes, but I prefer a classic transparent glass. I’m a bit of a voyeur, really.

Step 2: Run the tap

The wonderful thing about this recipe is that it can be prepared in any kitchen or even bathrooms, if you’re naughty. Gently tilt your glass – this is not my secret, but one pilfered from a roguish barman I met in Siena. Grazie, Luigi – then allow the water to gush into the cup, turning it off once you’ve reached your preferred level. Let it overflow if you like. I won’t tell anyone.

Step 3: Season

I like to enjoy my water with a squeeze of lemon, so flick ahead to my recipe for Sliced Lemon if you’re feeling advanced, but many prefer it plain. For a little extra kick, sprinkle a few grains of salt into it. It always reminds me of September sunsets swimming in the still-warm Mediterranean.

Step 4: Drink

It’s time to enjoy your glass of water, whether you sip, gulp or savour. Best enjoyed fresh, but also works as a mischevious midnight treat if left on your bedside table for easy access. Mmm. So moreish. I literally couldn’t live without it.

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Tories in revolt over idea of helping Britain

THE Conservative party is in mutiny at the prospect of action being taken against one of the chronic, long-term problems the country faces. 

The prime minister’s plan to increase National Insurance to pay for social care of the elderly has caused outrage among senior Tories who believe it could be unacceptably positive for Britain.

Denys Finch Hatton, member for Banff and Buchan, said: “Yes, we’re taxing the young to pay for the old and they can’t afford it and hate it. That I like.

“But what if this works? What if it helps the NHS by clearing beds, helps the elderly by allowing them to access care without losing their homes, and benefits society? I can’t in conscience be a part of that.

“What are we going to do next, build affordable housing? Pay a living wage? What if he’s serious about this ghastly plan to stop the North being a ghetto where you’re born poor and die early?

“I know he wants votes, but how about pursuing profoundly unpopular policies that help nobody but the rich and lying about it? What happened to true Conservatism?”

Tory voter Lucy Parry said: “I have confidence in Boris. I think he’ll still manage to f**k it up.”