Original ‘hat bellend’ to sue Pharrell

JAY Kay from Jamiroquai is to sue Pharrell for copying his ‘overconfident bellend in a massive hat’ brand.

Jay Kay said: “Titting around in oversized headgear while also wearing a little half-smile is very much my thing.

“It brought me wealth, fame and a three-year relationship with Denise Van Outen.

“Before I came along in the mid-nineties, there was absolutely no market for a man in a stupid fucking hat acting like he’s the bollocks.”

Jay Kay’s lawyer, Norman Steele QC, said: “In addition to paying out $7 million in damages to my client, I will also be insisting that Mr Williams reduce the enormity and flamboyance of his headgear.

“A trilby would be acceptable but not in any fancy colours.”