ROCK band, Saxwulf, are the coolest thing to ever happen to their hometown and anyone who says different is full of shit.
Experts confirmed there could not possibly have been anything cooler to have happened to Hampton, near Peterborough, not even the opening of the local railway in 1850.
Lead guitarist, Tom Booker, said: “Everyone round here knows it. But I’m glad we finally got the official recognition.
“It was our plan from day one to show this town what we’re made of and I think we’ve totally done that now.”
He added: “The railway did a lot to turn this place from a market town into a more of an industrial centre, but it didn’t rock out like we rock out.
“The next step is to get signed, release an album and then headline Glastonbury.
“Ever see a railway headline Glastonbury? No. Me neither.”