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Unemployed limited to Sky 'Documentary' package

SKY viewers on unemployment benefits will only be allowed to watch documentaries, according to new guidelines.

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Quirky cafes increasingly run by bastards posing as dickheads

DICKHEAD-STYLE ‘indie’ coffee shops may actually be run by bastards, it has been claimed.

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