Amazing Google office has wank shed

GOOGLE’S incredible HQ has been revamped to include a shed where employees can masturbate.

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The internet giant has completed a revamp of its utopian EU headquarters in Dublin to include music rooms, themed kitchens and wooden outbuilding full of pornos.

Google employee Tom Logan said: “It’s got every type of pornography from 19th-century nudey daguerrotypes and 80s hardcore Euro-mags to computer terminals with interactive dildos.

“Also there is unlimited bog roll. And course of a fridge full of smoothies.

“You’ve never seen anything like it, it’s really high-end stuff. My brother works for Microsoft and if he wants to fire one off he has to go in the disabled toilet.”

A Google spokesman said: “Working for Google is so amazing that most of our workforce is in a permanent state of sexual arousal.”

The multi-million redesign also includes an indoor haunted forest with real ghosts and a gladiatorial arena where workers can fight to the death while drinking free smoothies.