Have you missed the PPI deadline? Claim compensation NOW

DID you forget that the deadline to claim PPI compensation was August 29th, 2019? 

THROUGH no fault of your own, have you missed your opportunity to claim thousands of pounds from banks and building societies?

IS it not fair?

Then go online now, and with a few simple clicks you can put in a claim for CASH compensation for your injury in not receiving PPI compensation which you may or may not originally have been owed.

Nathan Muir of Colchester said: “I got a loan out in 2001 and I probably didn’t ask for payment protection insurance, though I couldn’t swear on my nan’s life or anything.

“Anyway, I never noticed any of the PPI compensation adverts incessantly on TV, radio, the internet or newspapers over the last eight years, didn’t claim, and now believe the government owes me thousands for their negligence.”

You only have six years to claim, so don’t waste time and put your claim in today!

Claims management companies will take up to 80 per cent of your received compensation. Your bank will only rip you off some other way. Society is the worse for your greed.

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Any party promising more public lavatories 'would win election in landslide'

ANY political party promising free, clean toilets in town centres would win 88 per cent of the vote, research has found. 

Polling showed that the reduction of and privatisation of British lavatories is the key issue for voters, and that they do not give a f**k about most other stuff.

Pollster Helen Archer said: “Brexit, climate change, the economy; none of them leads directly to pissing in a hedge in broad daylight. Which it turns out Britain does not like to do.

“We need to urinate. We need to defecate. Perhaps in the past we’ve been ashamed to shout about that, but the last three years have removed all shame from politics.

“For our children and our children’s children, who are only five and need a piss six times an hour, we need to make a change.

“Any party promising that, and a Chancellor for Litter for the old folks, would get Putin numbers. Saddam Hussein numbers.”