UNPAID workers spend most of their time imagining how vile they will be to other interns once they get promoted, it has emerged.“The ones who patronised me hardest will die first”
The university graduates are making their menial tasks bearable with detailed role-reversal fantasies about sending someone to four different places for one lunch order.
Intern Carolyn Ryan, on her way from Subway to Pret, muttered: Ill be all like Your role on this project is to keep the client happy, and if that means a 25-minute walk to Barburrito so be it.
’We didnt give you the right money? Put an expenses form through, itll be with you by the end of next month.
’Oh, Ill need you to hang around after the presentation. Wait for my call, though if were taking them to dinner that might not be until 10pm.'”
Julian Cook, working unpaid for a TV production company, said: I am going to ride those interns so fucking hard.
The first project I give them I wont even look at. The second Ill review in half an hour even though its a months work.
And the third Ill rip off the best bits and claim they were mine while theyre sitting right there, then tell them theyve learnt the most important lesson of all before firing them on the spot.
Now all I have to do is get a job.