THE very existence of a new £150k Range Rover is enough to make you want to kill yourself, it has been claimed.
The luxury Range Rover SVAutobiography, which has deep carpeting, a chiller cabinet and massive chairs for horrible people to relax on, is a heartbreaking sign of the times.
Plumber Roy Hobbs said: “Just look at that fucking thing. We are all doomed.”
Mother-of-two Emma Bradford said: “I remember when only vets, farmers, and mountain rescue people had these massive jeep type things.
“Today we laugh at the idea of someone doing the public school run in a fire engine but one day that will happen too. And shortly after that we will all die in a massive war.”
However gangster Julian Cook said: “Cool. Has it got room in the spacious boot for up to three bound-and-gagged rival criminals?
“Obviously that is a purely hypothetical scenario but I just wondered.”