MARK Zuckerberg has thrown his pocket change at UK tax authorities and is watching them pitifully scrabble for it.
The Facebook boss, worth an estimated $35 billion, is slowly shaking his head while watching uniformed officials chase after the rolling coins.
He said: “Sorry, when you said tax, I was worried you might mean… well, I don’t suppose it matters.
“So you think this is fair, and I can go? This is fine? Yeah, I mean I had nothing once, but I always had dreams.
“There’s an actual banknote here, by my shoe. Here, look. No, don’t lick the shoe. I didn’t mean you had to… whatever. Okay. Do a good job.”