BROOKLYN Beckham’s Instagram story is grabbing much more attention than it deserves when the ongoing collapse of the world is taken into account.
While Trump prepares to end the NATO alliance, Europe re-arms and the global economy teeters on the edge of depression, claims that Victoria Beckham lap-danced her own son at his wedding are dominating headlines regardless.
Hannah Tomlinson of Stevenage said: “I’d understand the coverage if the story broke in, say, 2006, when f**k all was happening and the Beckhams were culturally relevant.
“But two decades later? When the world order’s going through its biggest upheaval since 1945? Were newspapers dedicating front pages to behind-scenes drama at Max Miller’s variety show when tanks rolled into Poland?”
Tom Booker of Hythe said: “Kudos to Brooklyn Beckham’s PR team. They knew we needed this.
“The tawdry details of his statement are all everyone’s talking about, apart from the confusing bit about him signing over rights to his name which we’ve all agreed to ignore. Such a welcome distraction from the total collapse of Western hegemony.
“And to think, we’d written him off as a talentless nepo baby with nothing to contribute to society. How wrong we were.”
