Holly and Phillip tired because they necked a load of gurners last night

THE hosts of This Morning have explained that they feel tired today because they stayed up all night taking pills.

A fried-looking Holly Willoughby explained to viewers that their night began with some godawful TV awards dinner but soon became more interesting.

She said: “Sorry if we seem a bit flakey today but we were at this shit work thing when Phil said ‘Fuck this, I’ve got a big bag of pingers, let’s go raving’.

“We ended up at a massive techno rave in an old railway arch. I’ve been up all night apart from when I passed out with my head in a bass bin.”

Phillip Schofield said: “I put a pill up my bum.

“Now here’s someone come to talk about some fucking diet book.”