I’m marrying into that reality TV family I told you about, Meghan Markle tells mother

MEGHAN Markle has told her mother that she is marrying into the reality TV family known as the ‘English Kardashians’. 

The former Suits star admitted that her acting career has struggled to gain traction and that she has resigned herself to a more low-brow form of televised entertainment.

She said: “I know I said I’d never do reality, but this is different. Their audience is global and their experience of leveraging income streams is second-to-none. 

“I’ll really reinvigorate their appeal in the US market. They’re modernising, the older ones are being retired.

“It’s not that intrusive – we decide what gets filmed, apart from the public scenes – and even if I move on after a few years I’m made for life. 

“I know they tried to get Kendall Jenner. I know, mom, everyone in Hollywood knows, but her error is my opportunity, you know?

“Do? They don’t really do anything. They’re just famous for being famous.”