RAPPER and dickhead Kanye West has claimed Cadbury’s Boost is the best chocolate bar of all time.
West, who is known for his argumentative manner and deliberately antagonistic opinions, claims Boosts are the greatest chocolate bar even though intelligent people know they are claggy and difficult to chew.
He said: “Fuck Wispas, fuck Mars Bars and fuck those wafer-ass Kinder Buenos. I’m all about Boosts.
“I like a very dense chocolate bar that practically pulls your teeth out with each bite, and I like how the Boost’s exterior ripple effect makes it look like a human shit.
“I know people will hate on me for saying this but I am a genius and I know chocolate like nobody else on this planet.”
West also claimed that Jaws 3 is better than Jaws ‘because it’s in 3D’ and that hedgehogs do not really exist.