KEITH Richards has told Death to move along.
The 72 year-old Rolling Stones guitarist admitted that with all the terrible news lately, Death may be ‘getting ideas’, but stressed he remained bafflingly healthy.
Richards said: “I made Death my bitch after he tried to kill me for the ninth time.
“Anyway, this week he seems a bit scythe-happy when it comes to cherished performers, but I would strongly advise him not to waste his time.
“There is nothing to see here.”
He added: “All the deaths these last few years, it’s almost as if Death is trying to put together a cracking little dinner party. I hate dinner parties.”