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Morrissey enjoying International Day of Happiness

MORRISSEY  is spending the day enjoying all the good things life has to offer.

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End of days progressing nicely, says demon overlord

ARMAGEDDON is proceeding on schedule following today’s solar eclipse, the lord of the demons has confirmed.

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