Naomi Klein’s great hair detracting from serious message

ACTIVIST and author Naomi Klein’s hair looks too good, it has been claimed.

Best-selling writer Klein, renowned for her scathing critiques of capitalism, is currently focusing on our planet’s impending environmental collapse.

However, there are concerns that her hair looks too good.

Marketing manager Susan Traherne said: “Her arguments about climate change are persuasive, but they struggle to cut through because of how well that hair suits the shape of her face and her skin tone.

“I like her books, but maybe she should downgrade her hair to something more dated or severe. Because it looks too fucking awesome.”

Scientist Stephen Malley said: “Klein is one of the highest-profile advocates of climate change, but I’m not sure whether her outstanding hair is working for or against us.

“It is not a sexist thing. I mean, I would like that haircut and I’m a 53-year-old man. It’s serious but playful, it confers status but also looks very soft.

“However its remarkable perfection is distracting, and it’s sad to think that exceptional hairdressing could be indirectly responsible for the extinction of all human life.”