PRINCE Charles believes ‘Mother Nature’ and his mother the Queen are the same thing, it has emerged.
The Prince’s belief in his parent as an all-powerful elemental force became apparent during last night’s Countryfile.
Speaking on the programme, Prince Charles said: Every time the grass grows, or a bunny skips about, thats mothers doing. Frankly Im not sure how she does it, especially with all those state visits she goes on.
We must pay our respect and reverence to her, she’s a great deal more powerful than we are. She can make an oak tree grow out of your stomach just by looking at you.
Presenters Matt Baker and Julia Bradbury looked uncomfortable as the Prince bowed to a hawthorn bush and winked at a squirrel.
When asked about the weather, Charles replied: Thats all mothers doing as well. It was all over the place last week, but of course that’s because she was mostly on the toilet.”
He added: Mother Natures not going to last forever, and then of course Ill take over.
“Ill need your help at first, until Ive got to grips with all the cloud machines and worm schedules.
Things will be a little different when Im in charge. Therell be apples the size of footballs, and all the weasels will learn to dance.