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Why I'm going to be bigger than the Queen ever was

by His Royal Highness The Prince Charles, Prince of Wales

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Please notice me, by Sir Keir Starmer

NOTICE me. Please notice me. Have you noticed me yet? Do I have to take some kind of principled idiotic stand or something? 

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