DOGS have confirmed that their most meaningful relationship is actually with cars.
Terrier Wayne Hayes said: “We’re friendly towards humans just because we’re using them to get to cars.
“Going in cars is the bollocks. Obviously leaning out of the window while going along is a joy, but also the seats are incredibly comfortable.
“And the smell of a recently-valeted vehicle is like nothing else on earth. So fresh and yet so synthetic, it sets my highly sensitive olfactory glands on fire.”
Doberman Emma Bradford said: “Thousands of years ago when wolves moved into villages, they did so in anticipation that mankind would one day invent cars.
“My personal favourite is the womb-like environment of the Ford Ka. It’s makes me feel so serene yet so territorial. If any strangers tried to get in with me I would bite their face off.”