NEWS editors have confirmed that they are mostly going to be doing pictures of waves for the time being.
A BBC spokesman said: “There’s just so many types of wave – frothy, foamy, crescent-shaped and tidal to name but four.
“Expect thousands of user-generated wave pictures on our websites and round-the-clock wave coverage on our new channel BBC Waves News 24.”
Daily Mail editor Paul Dacre said: “Waves are eye-catching yet terrifying, rather like women in general.
“Also people tend to stand too close to them, and we will be encouraging our readers to despise those individuals for their stupid recklessness.
“That’s until one of them gets swept away. Then we will mourn their tragic loss – especially so if that person wanted to be a model.”