A GROUP of caners spotted in a Welsh valley noted for psilocybin mushrooms have claimed they were just getting some fresh air.
24-year-old Emma Bradford, whose vaguely Tibetan hat indicates an interest in recreational drugs, said: “Although we may look furtive and deeply suspicious, me and my friends are just having a nice stroll.
“We brought plastic bags just in case we see some pretty non-endangered flowers to pick.
“That’s because we like to make dried flowers into nice art pictures for our elderly relatives.”
Bradford’s friend ‘Rat’ strenuously denied any interest in hallucinogenic fungi: “I’ve never heard of magic mushrooms and even if I had I would not be into them because those things can completely overwhelm your mind with mental visuals.