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Swan reveals bone-breaking technique

BRITAIN’S most aggressive swan has explained the mysterious technique that allows his species to break your arm or leg.

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Jordan’s hand in marriage to avert war

PEOPLE’S princess Jordan has agreed to marry Argentinian Leandro Penna to prevent war between his country and the British Empire.

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