AN insufferable man has woken up feeling refreshed after getting a full eight hours of sleep last night.
Well-rested irritant Nathan Muir breezed into work visibly full of energy and is currently telling anyone who will listen that despite the heatwave he slept effortlessly all the way through until morning.
He said: “I just drew the curtains and left the fan running all evening. Simples, really.
“I was so comfortable I fell asleep within seconds of my head hitting the pillow. In fact I’d completely forgotten that it was 32 degrees at 11pm. Which is incredible because that’s a horrific temperature.
“I’m so glad I wasn’t tossing and turning all night, and my sheets stayed nice and clean because I wasn’t sweating. I think I stirred once to pull my duvet up because I was starting to get a little chilly, but that’s about it.
“If anything I slept too well. I was in such a deep slumber that my alarm almost didn’t wake me up. Hopefully I’ll get a little less kip tonight.”
Muir’s colleague Emma Bradford said: “I had a toddler as well as the heat keeping me up. I should be allowed to put Nathan to sleep forever.”
