A MAN recovering from a hangover has discovered he can eat a superhuman amount of food without becoming full.
Tom Logan discovered his new ability while recovering from a horrific midweek hangover and discovering he had the appetite of a large bear.
Office worker Logan said: “After giving myself alcohol poisoning I felt the responsible thing to do was to eat a large fry-up to restore my body’s lost nutrients.
“However after gingerly gnawing through it I discovered I was still starving and consumed a bag of cashews, a ready meal and a tub of Haagen Daaz. Then I got a strong urge for pizza.
“As the 13.5” Domino’s Mighty Meaty with chicken wings slipped down effortlessly I realised I had a rare gift – being able to eat incessantly so long as I have a hangover.
“I reckon I could win those eating competitions they have in the States. On Sunday I could easily have eaten 100 hot dogs, so why not get paid for it? I’ve been thinking about a career change anyway.
“After some internet research I’ve worked out I can earn at least $225,000 a year, and all I have to do is get wankered the night before. Also, think what I’ll be saving on food bills.”
However Logan’s girlfriend Nikki Hollis said: “Tom does not have an amazing new superpower, unless Marvel is about to release Captain Sweaty, Borderline Alcoholic.”