Jar of cloves sentenced to life at back of cupboard for 'crime he didn’t commit'

A JAR of cloves has been sentenced to life at the back of a kitchen cupboard in what he described as a ‘grotesque miscarriage of justice’.

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'Dear bastards, thank you for buying our child a toy drum kit'

DEAR Auntie Emily and Uncle Bill,

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