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Scientists discover fourth takeaway option

SCIENTISTS have announced the discovery of a fourth takeaway option that is neither Chinese, Indian and pizza. 

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Couple decide to live together before breaking up

A COUPLE have chosen to move in together before taking the next step of breaking up.

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