THE Yorkshire Tourist Board is promoting a cream tea consisting of white bread spread with Stork and served with a jug of long-life milk.
The treat is marketed as an absolute must for visitors keen to try a taste of traditional Yorkshire hospitality while sightseeing in the Dales, Whitby or Huddersfield.
Spokesman Roy Hobbs said: “It comes with jam, but don’t go mad with it. A little goes a long way.
“The milk’s got that lovely strong UHT flavour and the bread’s Morrisons own brand but there’s nowt up with it. No sense paying twice as much for summat fancy. Bread’s bread.
“It’s an honest, no nonsense pick-me-up for anyone wanting to get inside out of the drizzle for a spell. After 20 minutes you’ll be asked to leave.”
Customer Julian Cook of Leicester said: “We paid for the deluxe cream tea, which means a genuine Yorkshire resident stands over you with their arms folded scowling as you eat it. Such an authentic experience.”