THE UK has admitted that it finds curved croissants too sexually ambiguous to eat.
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Britain finds curved croissants sexually confusing
Scottish people refer to all fizzy drinks as 'juice'
SCOTTISH people describe every fizzy drink as ‘juice’, despite no ‘juicing’ having taken place.
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