Fussy eaters are pain in the arse at DNA level

FUSSY eaters are an absolute ballache to be around at a genetic level, scientists have discovered. 

A new study has shown that insisting the whole group go to Burger King because they cannot eat chips with skin on is actually in very annoying individuals’ DNA.

Dr Henry Brubaker of the Institute for Studies said: “Our research began when my lab assistant asserted she could not even try peri-peri chicken because she is ‘just different’, and has sadly justified that claim.

“These people actually have extremely irritating genetic code which means they have no option but make a scene if you dare suggest their mothers should have made them eat vegetables.

“Remarkably, it also makes them congenitally predisposed to being able to eat cakes or crisps or sweets without any problem and it’s not fair if you call them on it.”

Dr Brubaker added: “Next, I hope to prove that ordering two starters and the most expensive main then demanding the bill is split equally is inherited.

“These poor sufferers need our compassion.”

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EU scoundrels point out that Britain will get exactly what it voted for

DISHONEST EU leaders have been attacked for telling Britain that it is going to get exactly what it wanted.

As Britain realised that leaving the EU means actually leaving the EU, the EU’s unscrupulous leadership said, ‘well, yeah’.

EU president Donald Tusk added: “Before the referendum we said, very clearly, ‘no freedom movement, no single market’. Shall we go through that again?

“No freedom of movement, no single market. Yep, that’s unambiguous. ‘Unambiguous’ means ‘very clear’.

“You voted to ‘leave the EU’. But, hang on, let me just check – when you voted to ‘leave the EU’ you did actually understand what the EU is? Yeah?

“Fucknuts.”